Bangladesh

You never take me to Bangladesh
You never cook me sausage on an open flame
Never anoint me with oil
Never write me a novel
You never poison the mojitos of my enemies

You never make me a marzipan
Never defend my honor in a holy war
You never treat me like Oprah
Never go supernova
You never Animorph transform into a cloud of bees

It's like you don't care
It's like you don't care