Well, Did You Evah?

I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
Is that what they're saying
Well did you evah
What a swell party this is
And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love

Sounds like pure soap opera I may cry
What a swell party this is
What frails
What cocks
What broads
What jocks
What furs, they're beautiful
Why, I've never seen such yuppiety
Neither did I
It's all just too swellegant

This French champagne
Domestic
So good for the brain
That's what I was gonna say
Well, you know you're a brilliant fellow
Thank you, I am
Drink up, Jim

So, have you ever been out to LA lately
No, no, not recently
Well, I went there 'n' had a rent-a-car 'n' all
Oh really?
I got invited to Pia's house, Pia Zadora's house
Really?
Yeah
Was that nice
Well, I didn't go
Oh
It woulda been swell though
Shoulda gone
It woulda been elegant
Elegant

Oh wait, look who's coming in now
Can you believe it I heard they dismantled Pickfair
It wasn't elegant enough
Yeah, probably full of termites

It's great, it's grand
Wonderland
We sing, so rare
Like old
Camembert

Have you heard the dying star
She got bit in the Astor bar
Sauced again
Well did you evah
What a swell party this is

Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
What a swell party
What a swellegant, elegant, smarty
A smarty party
A smarty party
I am a smarty
You are a smarty for coming to this party
That's right
Now piss off
That's clever