California

I got Sun chip stock for hours
A cooler full right to the brim
AC running high and ready
For our road trip to begin

And yet I feel we're unprepared
Maybe an unpaid fare?
Something feels too amiss
Are we ready for this?

We're set on a road trip to
California
With a trunk full of fursuits
Getting stopped at the border
What the fuck
Do I tell the guard
At the border?
Sir, we're heading to LA
To dress up for the weekend

The border guard is curious now
He asks us questions on the fly
So, what do furries do all weekend?
I think I'm gonna get shot this time
I explain with a metaphor
And then he passed us our passports
Enjoy your trip
You too

But as far as I'm aware
I'm not walking there at all
I'm driving a car down to the con space
What the hell does he mean by that?

We had sunchip stock for hours
And we're 16 hours in
I'm feeling kind of drowsy
Fuck, one of my tires exploded
God dammit

We're set on a road trip to
California
With a trunk full of fursuits
Cost $30,000
How the fuck
Did my life get turned
In this direction?
I think I need to throw up
US fast food is poison

We set out on a road trip to
California
We arrived on a Thursday
Only 8 hours late
And thankfully
I had insurance when
I called the tow truck
It really wasn't that bad
Just don't ask about the repair cost

US fast food is poison
Except for Raising Cane's
God, I love that sauce, man (holy shit)
Yeah, I'm cringe
Wearing carpet at a furry convention
With my cohort of misfits
And I'm feeling congested
It's con crud
I got heatstroke at a furry convention
I think I'm gonna die here
I'm in the blue dimension