Super Duper Rapper

I was gonna start this rhyme with miggity microphone
But if i did, you'd all leave and i'd be standing here alone
So i'll just stick to what it is that i do best
I guess its kind of like beat poetry, more or less
But don't disregard how hard i play
Cuz i could be as hood as hip hop hoor, oh wait
My bad, i forgot that i was rhyming
That often happens, i'm still working on my timing

I wanna be a super duper rapper
But as it now stands i'm still a cracker
I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold
Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold
But most of all be a super duper rapper
Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah

If i could make a potion, i would call it "insta-flow"
And i'd be takin it on the daily 'til my lyrics start to grow
I wanna be hard hip hop so bad, be respected in the streets
Hi mom! hi dad!
If i could have three wishes, they'd be rhythm, flow and rhyme please
Rockin' a cape; i'm rappin' away with my super powered rhyme scheme
You might think my little lady rap is plastic
But i'm about to say: "this beat's fantastic"

I wanna be a super duper rapper
But as it now stands i'm still a cracker
I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold
Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold
But most of all be a super duper rapper
Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah

Running rhymes thru my head in my canopy bed
I got my little pony night light
Yeah you heard what i said

I wanna be a super duper rapper
But as it now stands i'm still a cracker
I wanna cry money, teardrops of gold
Be bawdy, sassy brassy, bossy, brazen and bold
But most of all be a super duper rapper
Cuz as it now stands, i'm still a cracker yeah