Any Gal From Texas (feat. Mary McCarty) (Extended Version)

Hors d'oeuvres?
Man, I don't eat that bird food
When I get hungry

I saddle up my gear
I ride to find a juicy
Longhorn Texas steer
I round him up, knock him down
Tie him 'fore he hits the ground
And cut myself a steak right off his rear

Like any straight shooting (ou-huu-uh)
Hard riding, law abiding
Gal who came from Texas would do, ooh, ooh

When I get thirsty
I'd stand for a spell (ah-ha)
Set my hands working
Dig myself a well
Some day I hope from the soil
I'll strike water instead of oil
We're tired of drinking texaco and shell

Like any straight shooting (uuh)
Hard riding, law abiding
Claim jumping (uuh)
Stetson wearing, cussing, swearing
Gal who came from Texas would do, ooh, ooh

Out in the moonlight
I pick a man who's near
(Sing it, sister, like we don't need the money)
I take along my six-gun (yeah)
Just for atmosphere
They usually do what we say
Love me, honor and obey
We only shoot the ones that ain't sincere

Like any straight shooting (uuh)
Hard riding, law abiding
Claim jumping (uuh)
Stetson wearing
Cussing, swearing
Bowlegged, rifle toteing (uuh)
Petticoating
Gal who came from Texas would do-ooh-ooh

We're never lonely, 'cause when the roundup ends
We sit and chew the cactus (cactus)
With my prairie friends
The coyotes howl to the sky
Those rattlesnakes, how they can lie
They gossip like a pair of prairie hens

Like any straight shooting
Hard riding, law abiding
Gal who came from Texas would do-ooh-ooh

When I get married, I'm gonna change my brand (ah-ra)
I'm trading in my bridle for a wedding band
She's gonna hang up her spurs, raise some little cockleburs
And settle down around the rio grande

Like any straight shooting
Hard riding, law abiding
Claim jumping
Stetson wearing
Cussing, swearing
Gal who came from Texas would do-ooh-ooh-ooh

When you're unhappy, and don't know what to do
Just lasso all your troubles, shout a yip-ya-hoo
Throw your cares in a bag
Stand and wave your Texas flag
You'll find the eyes of Texas are on you

Like any straight shooting
Hard riding, law abiding
Claim jumping
Stetson wearing
Cussing, swearing
Bowlegged, rifle toteing
Petticoating
Gal who came from Texas
Gal who came from Texas
Gal who came from Texas
Would do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Yahoo