When I lay with you, I'm no one
Pretty, pretty bird, but never a woman
She's so cool, she's so funny
I'm so jealous, it hurts my tummy

She's a pretty, pretty girl, and really, I'm no one

I'm nothing like you
You float like a feather
You're so perfect, and she's even better
I'm nothing to you, scarlet letter
She's so perfect, she's so much better

When I think of you, I'm someone
Touch me like I'm her and make me a woman
I'm a fool, it's so funny
You love her, but make love to me

She's a pretty, pretty girl, and really, I'm no one

I'm nothing like you
You float like a feather
You're so perfect, and she's even better
I'm nothing to you, scarlet letter
She's so perfect, she's so much better

(Ah-ah, ah-ah)

I'm nothing like you
You float like a feather
You're so perfect, and she's even better
I'm nothing to you, scarlet letter
She's so perfect, she's so much better

When I lay with you, I'm no one
Touch me like I'm her and make me a woman