Disney Time

How come they're called adult movies
when the only thing they show
is people making babies
filmed up close?

I'm feeling so much better
since I learned to avert my eyes:
Now it's Disney time

Not in front of the children
Fill their head with dreams
And hope to be like Bambi's mother
and die off-screen
So you can tell your children
that everything's gonna be just fine
Here in Disney time

At Easter and Christmas
they granted us a view
of a world so much better
than the one we knew
Everyone can share the magic
for 30 minutes at a time

Oh
Here in Disney time
Oh oh oh
Here in Disney time
Oh oh oh
Here in Disney time
Oh oh oh
Here in Disney time