Voicemail Skit

[operator:] please enter your password.
[beep beep beep beep beep ]
[operatoe:] your mailbox is completly full, please delete any unwanted messages. mainmenu to-
[girl:] jimmy,jimmy i been callin you all muthafuckin day. you on that birdgame dipset bullshit.
You got me real muthafuckin mad. i went to the bathroom to rinse my muthafuckin mouth out after suckin your muthafuckin dick and i find that you leave me a hundred dollars.
Whats up wit that bullshit you coulda least left me a muthafuckin ?. i ain't gettin shit out this muthafuckin relationship but a muthafuckin dipset tattoo what the fuck is up with that? i ain't fuckin with you no more. but when you get this message call me. dipset bitch.