Indifference and After Dinner Mints

I had a dream I was a great lover

Tantalizing tantrically a high school crush
The hour was late so we laid down together
And when I woke I was alone and she had stolen my phone

First time in weeks that you had not been there
Dancing like the ashes in the wishes and fleet years
First time in time I’ve felt this fractured
Not even when I cracked and bled and found nothing else in my head

I know it’s really crazy
But I’m sure you wouldn’t want me anyway
To go or stay
Indifference
And after-dinner mints still in their wrappers

I took a tumble trying to take the stage
I spilt my drink and I bruised my friend’s guitar
I’m such a joke, I can’t even walk straight
If I refrain from making plans, then maybe they’ll stop going wrong

I had a thought that if I killed your dog,
Maybe I could get just an hour of sleep at night
So goddamn cute he gets away everything
There’s someone else I know does that -
You’d make such a heavenly match

I know it’s really crazy
But I’m sure you wouldn’t want me anyway
To go or stay
Indifference
And after-dinner mints still in their wrappers

You’ve got some nerve, too bad it’s dead
Impulse is lost from your heart to your head
Don’t waste your time, love yourself instead
She’s the only one who’s gonna return the favor now

I know it’s really crazy
But I’m sure you didn’t want me anyway
To go or stay
Indifference
And after-dinner mints still in their wrappers