You & Him

You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot
You're so cool I almost wish I were you
You're so slick it's like you're not even trying
You're so fine but can you tell that I'm lying?
You're so cute but you remind me of somebody else
It's on the tip of my tongue no it's not Orson Welles
You're so ambitious you just know you're gonna win
You're so cute I hope they taught you how to swim

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot

You're so sweet I really love how you hate
You seem like someone they should chemically castrate
I bet you're planning to have 17 kids
Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because
You're not thinking, you have trouble with that
You think you're super special but you're just a big twat
You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon
You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage
You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage
You and Hitler oughta tie the knot
You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot
Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot
You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot