Socks

Look at all my socks
Oh so many many socks
I can't even believe it
Can you imagine having so many socks
I can't even begin to count them all
Let alone even think about wearing them
So many socks
How did i get so many?
Where did they come from
Hey!
Why do i have so many socks?

I'm inundated
I can't-
No, i'm sorry
This won't do
I cannot have this
This is too many
I cannot have this many socks
Please take some of these socks
Immediately away at once

Ah, yes
That is much better
Thank you
This is much more manageable
This is quite good
This is quite precisely the quintessentially right number
I am extremely pleased
Thank you