Merry Blah Blah Blah

Have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

The winter snow is falling
And the happy sleigh bells ring
The jolly fat man checks his list
To see what he will bring
If someone's being naughty
Write to the man in red
Then underneath that special tree
You'll find his severed head

When Santa gets your letter
He'll know just what to do
This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list
And that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

You eat those pigs and turkeys
Because they taste so good
Well, Santa made their wish come true
And now they're eating you
Trees will cut down people
And put them up inside
They stand there on their bloody stumps
Dry out and mummify

When Santa gets your letter
He'll know just what to do
This year he will retaliate for you

Something something blah blah to you
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list
And that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Ho-ho-ho! Happy Hellidaze!

Something something blah blah to you, yeah
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list
And that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah

Something something blah blah to you, yeah
All the sincere wishes come true
I put vengeance on my wish list
And that's what Santa brought
So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah
Ho-ho-ho! So have a merry something and a happy blah blah blah