Cosmopolitanitis

You're the next big thing, future superstar
If you trick them about how smart you are
Hope they'll forget about the hole in your head
If you flash them the hole between your legs

"I've got no inspiration
I need my inspiration"

All men are bastards but you want to lose weight
You have to bring up everything that you ate
You need to wear the latest clothes and designs
And use expensive creams to vanish your lines

"I've got no inspiration
I need my inspiration"

All you really want is money and fame
You're not as modest as the rest in this game

Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down

Everyone loves you, well that's what they all say
Funny how you've got friends now you're getting paid
A famous boyfriend - cameo in a film
You're fucking directors to build your CV

"I've got no inspiration
I need my inspiration"

You're so great, wish I had someone like you are
Oh hold on, no I don't because you're an arse

Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down
Everything that you do brings the rest of us down

No amount of rectal chemicals
Can make you look more natural
Your face looks just like Barbie
Cos all you eat is dick and celery
Your paycheque - astronomical
No mental - perfect physical
They sell you because you're perfect
But you're empty, was it all worth it?

And now you're older and they've thrown you away