Cucumberhead

Why have you turned and left?
I'm such a great boyfriend
You'll never find another guy as wonderful as me
I blow my own trumpet
Cos I know I'm worth it
Just because I love you doesn't mean I hate myself
Oh no

These verses that I sing
They do not mean a thing
Unless you actually read them and figure them out
You'll find some other guy
Have sex, break up and cry
And wonder why you ever threw a guy like me away
Oh yeah

Can't pretend that there won't be an end
'Love you forever' is a lie (because we all will die)
Kiss me again
Hold me closer and then dump my fat ass again
For some stud

Why have you turned and left?
I'm such a great boyfriend