Thicker

i'm a worker you're a shirker
never done a days work i know

i'm a winner you're a sinner
you make trouble wherever you go

i'm a mover you're a loser
you're losing friends wherever you show

i'm slicker you're thicker
thicker than anyone i know

if there's something in your pocket - you'll lose it
put your money on a horse - you'll lose it
find a wallet full of cash - you'll lose it
pick a fight with yourself - you'll lose it

i'm a hero you're zero
you do nothing in your own sweet way
i'm a tryer you're a liar
i can't believe anything you say
i'm a goer you're slower
slower than a long delay
i'm slicker you're thicker
you're getting thicker from day to day