Kamikaze Comic

Don't try to get involved
Just let the werewolf watch her TV
Interrupting my dramatic pause
Punchlines pass for apologies
The one telling the truth is bound
To come off like a liar face
You'll be right over
Take my feet out of the fireplace

No what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing

Everything is terrible
But I know I'm the worst
Anything you could say about me
You can trust I thought it first
Millions of people
They are going without power
But leave a light on I'll be home in an hour

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now

I hate the way you treat me
Like I'm just one of your characters
Every conversation is just research for the narrator
I hope you break a nail scratching yourself on the ass
I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny
But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing
No one's laughing now

I'm a kamikaze comic
Filling a bucket with a sieve
I wish you weren't around to be
My reason to live