Left Swipe Dat

This must be some kinda joke
If you think you're my type (not my type)
Poof you're gone in a cloud of smoke
I just left swipe
Bye bye
I just left swipe

Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
Yeah!
Gotta Gotta Gotta swipe it left!
Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
That's that stuff I don't like so I gotta
Left swipe dat!

Look at you, with your shirt off
Flexin'
You're buff but you puff
Hashtag perplexing
Yeah, you work out- you're in shape
Okay
I like the six pack abs, but not the six
Packs a day

Came across this photo of this green-
Eyed hottie
Whole nine- pretty face, tight waist
Nice body
But I couldn't overlook one small fact:
She smokes like an old man at a race
Track

This must be some kinda joke
If you think you're my type (not my type)
Poof you're gone in a cloud of smoke
I just left swipe
Bye bye
I just left swipe

Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
Yeah!
Gotta Gotta Gotta swipe it left!
Left swipe dat!
Gotta gotta gotta swipe it left
That's that stuff I don't like so I gotta
Left swipe dat!

Mr World Traveler, your trips look
Expensive
Sittin' on a mountain top lookin' all
Pensive
I was just about to ask, how's the air
Up there?
But based on this pic, guess you don't
Really care

Lots a chicks in the pic not sure
Which one's you
Them cigarettes take y'all from 10s
To 2s
And one thing's true 'bout your whole
Crew
None of you cigarellas gonna be my
Boo

Smoking with a tiger?
Left swipe dat!
While you're on a hang-glider?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking while acting healthy?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking all stealthy?
Left swipe dat!
Smoking with a duckface?
Left swipe dat!
At a monster truck race?
Left swipe dat
Smoking at the prom?
Left swipe dat!
Even in a photobomb?
Left swipe dat!