Chocolate Milk & Whiskey

I ain't got much in my fridge
Except chocolate milk and whiskey
And I've only got 'em
'Cause you brought 'em over
We ended up singing whitney all night

Then we went, walked through a drive-through
Bought burritos for each hand
I guess you could say, as my granddaddy said
That I've busted up my give-a-damn

And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true

You kicked me off of my sofa
I've been crying for three or four days
Tore off the cushions
Found dollars and quarters
And bought us some hard lemonade

Then we went, rescued a buddy
Had a flat on the tire of his van
'Cause laying in bed is a slippery slope
When you've busted up your give-a-damn

And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true

And I don't want to die beneath fluorescent lighting
Looking for a hand to hold, grasping at sheets
The nurse will walk in, take a look at your face
Turn up your last dose of morphine

I ain't got much in my fridge
Except chocolate milk and whiskey
Five dollars in quarters
Two mission burritos
And a pickup without a back seat

We'll drive on down to the ocean
Peeling oranges as we sing
Prince and Johnny, Mariah and Dolly
'Cause life is the damnedest of things

And I know that I'm broke
And I know that I'm blue
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself-
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself-
These are the days that I will remember
Remind me to myself be true