No No

A lady that I know just came from Columbia,
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then She held out some marijuana oh ho.
She said it was in the finest in the land.

Chorus (smoke)

A woman that I know just came from Mayoca Spain,
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.

Chorus (snort) / Bridge (ah ya) then lead

A man I know just came from Nashville, Tenn. Oh.
He smiled because I did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh ho.
He said it was the best in all the land.

Chorus 2x (drink it/can't take it).
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