Why do you move so far
So fast
So fierce?
It's just a career
Why do you move so far
So fast
So fierce?
It's just a career

Your Ma and Pa
They passed away
And you didn't even hold their hand
Turn to your adorer
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong
Turn to your adorer
And she'll tell you how it all went wrong

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave
She tells you
You're not good enough
Not rich enough
Not man enough
Not fast enough
Not you enough
You don't joke enough
Because you just do not take coke enough

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave
She tells you
You're not good enough
Not rich enough
Not man enough
Not fast enough
Not you enough
You don't joke enough
Because you just do not take coke enough

Kerching, kerching, kerching, kerching, ching, ching
She's the lover you can never leave

I remember a small boy
In a small town
With a small dog
And a shy smile
And I wonder
What went wrong?
What went wrong?

What went wrong?
What went wrong?
What went wrong?
What went wrong?

You need a good straight smack in the head
And, by the way
Your beloved brother is dead