Ooh, Olivia does remixes now

Settle down, folks
It's time for The Big Expectations Show
With your host, Johnny Johnson (wow!)
Let's meet tonight's contestants
Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo
Olivia Rodrigo
And now your host Johnny Johnson

Settle down, folks, settle down
It's time for The Big Expectations Show
With your host, Johnny Johnson (wow!)
I'm your host, Johnny Johnson
Now, let's meet our contestants
Olivia R.
Tell me a little bit how you got here

I met him at a party
I think he was on drugs
He wasn't smart or funny
I convinced myself he was
He had a great apartment
And a car his parents bought
I thought that he was perfect
And now his number's blocked

Took a couple months (took a couple months)
But now I am secure (now I am secure)
I am so evolved (I am so evolved)
Now I ask for more, and more, and more, and more, and more

I won't settle for a guy with a fake job
They seem so desperate for loving, but, baby, I'm not
Gave my heart with zero stipulations
Now I take careful consideration
I'm not kissing any boy that is passive
Their indecision is painfully unattractive
Past mistakes are just new information
These days I've got expectations

And we're back with another special episode of Sister Squabble
Featuring the reigning champs, The Rodrigos
Joined heart to heart with The Roans
Contestants, come on up
Alright, here we go
We surveyed a hundred people in the room
Question: Places you should take her

I took her to a concert
Front row, thought it'd be fun
Her hand moving up my skirt
New piercing on her tongue
She said she'd call me later
That was three weeks ago
Classic LA behavior
(She could've just said no, no, no)

But in a couple months (in a couple months)
This love will be procured (our love will be procured)
She will be evolved (she will be evolved)
And I will be adored, adored, adored, adored, adored

I won't settle for a girl with a fake job
They seem so desperate for loving, but, baby, I'm not
Gave my heart with zero stipulations
Now I take careful consideration
I'm not kissing any girl that is passive
Their indecision is painfully unattractive
Past mistakes are just new information
These days I've got expectations

I've got big expectations
I've got real big expectations
I've got big expectations
I've got real big expectations
She's got big expectations (oh-oh)
She's got real big expectations (oh-oh)
She's got big expectations (oh-oh)
She's got real big expectations (oh-oh)

(I) I won't settle for a guy with a fake job
They seem so desperate for loving, but, baby, I'm not (no, baby, I'm not)
Gave my heart with zero stipulations
Now I take careful consideration (I take careful consideration, oh)
I'm not kissing any boy that is passive (not kissing no boy, no boy)
Their indecision is painfully unattractive (unattractive)
Past mistakes are just new information (ooh)
These days I've got expectations (ooh, hahahaha)

Cut!

Can we do all that again?
Yeah, of course