love is embarrassing (Live From Glastonbury) (A BBC Recording)

Told my friends you were the one
After I'd known you, like, one month
And then you kissed some girl from high school
And I stayed in bed for, like, a week
When you said space was what you need
Waited by my phone like a damn fool

And now it don't mean a thing
God, love's fuckin' embarrassing
(Just) Watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

And I consoled you while you cried
Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy
My God, how could I be so stupid?
You found a new version of me
And I damn near started World War III
Jesus, what was I even doin'?

'Cause now it don't mean a thing
Love's fuckin' embarrassing
Just watch as I crucify myself
For some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up, I give up everything
I placed my bets, and it's not worth anything
I give up, but boy, I'm comin' back for more, yeah

Now it don't mean a thing
Love's fuckin' embarrassing
Watch as I crucify myself
Hey, hey, hey, for some weird second string
Loser who's not worth mentioning
My God, love's embarrassing as hell

I give up, give up, I give up everything
I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin'
I'm givin' up, but bae, I'm comin' back for more