Caguei

I Pooped

Caguei

I had a painEu tava com uma dor
A stomach acheUma dor de barriga
Mom told me to go to the bathroom (that's how you jump, my son)Mamãe me falou vai no banheiro (que pra você se salta meu filho)

I pooped mom, I pooped mom, I pooped mom, I pooped mom.Caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe, caguei mamãe.

The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga
The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga

I grabbed the toilet paperPeguei o limpa cu
It fell in the toiletCaiu na privada
Disappeared down the drainSumiu na descarga
I went back to poop!!!Voltei a caga!!!

The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga
The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga

Mom opened the doorMamãe abriu a porta
Saw me strugglingMe viu me fodendo
Me in that wayEu daquele jeito
I went back to poopVoltei a caga

The poop was soft, it came outO coco era mole venho a espirar
It touched my mom and she started talking to mePegou na minha mãe e ela venho a me falar

The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga
The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga

She looked at meEla olho pra min
Grabbed a stickPegou uma vara
Started hittingVenho a bater
I looked at her and went back to poop!Eu olhei pra ela e voltei a caga!

The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga
The poop was ugly, it was smellyO coco era feio era fedorento
Stuck to the toilet and flushed downGrudou na privada e soltou na descarga