Keep Britain Untidy

When yer chips have just gone cold, don't throw 'em in the bin like you've been told.
Chuck them down onto the floor, then tread them in so the mess looks more.
Come on you dirty bastards, keep Britain untidy.

When you've finished a can of beer, don't worry if there ain't a dustbin near.
Just chuck it down with the other trash, then find a window you can smash.

When you find a place that's neat, just make it look like a rubbish heap.
Smash the windows tip up the bins, show 'em the shit that we're livin' in.