The Way Of The Platypus

Oh yeah!

In other circumstances you might fail
'Cause I know you don't have a beaver tail
You're not a platypus, but I'm gonna see you sweat
Milk!

We're going to see how much you can take
I'm going to work you through your union break
You squeeze a silkworm, what you think you're gonna get?
Silk!

But I know a way we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the way of the Platypus!

But that's just the general information. Here's some of the specific things you can look forward to in your workout!

You'll wanna run up a ramp with two buckets of water
Swing over mud for some reason
At some point you'll drop to your knees when it's raining
And look up into the sky-y

You'll stand on a post with your arms out
Hey, these flowers are way out of season!
You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man
And move big, heavy things with your mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ind

But I know a way we can make you a warrior
Even though now you're a wuss
It's the way of the Platypus!

It's the way of the Platypus!