Catch 22

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
And welcome to Pink Airlines
We hope your flight is enjoyable
And our flight attendants are here
To insure your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tray tables
Must be in the upright and locked position
During take-off and landing
All carry-on luggage must be stowed
In an over-head compartment
Or under the seat in front of you

Waiting on a ticket
'Cause you're looking for the ride
You're feeling on top
'Cause you're flying through the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody's always pointing fingers at you
You're damned if you do
You're damned if you don't
We're always doing all the things
That we say we won't

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, were rocking round in circles
It's the catch twenty-two

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle
And feel as though you are unable
Or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency
Please notify a flight attendant immediately
All electrical equipment, including cell phones
Two-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc
Should remain in the off position
Until the pilot notifies us
That we at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand feet

Looking from the outside
You're always looking in
You think you fixed the problem
Till it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap
You're trying to get out
You're searching for your cheese
'Cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't
You're damned if you do
You've seen all the signs
But you haven't got a clue

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, were rocking round in circles
It's the catch twenty-two

You are in, you are in
You are in, you are in
You are in for the ride
Of your life

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, were rocking round in circles
It's the catch twenty-two

We realize you had many choices
And on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines
We'd like to thank you for flying with us
We hope you have a wonderful stay
Wherever your destination may be
And remember
Be careful when retrieving your items
As during the flight they may have shifted
And might fall on you
Or your neighbour's head
And knock you the fuck out

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a catch twenty-two
Yes, were rocking round in circles
It's the catch twenty-two