Good evening, ladies, shall we start with hors d'oeuvres?
I can tell your body's been lacking the platter of satisfaction your body deserves
We have reservations, and I'm so glad that we're here
'Cause I'll be toasting your juices all night, like: Cheers!

See, you need someone who understands you have a delicate palette
Let me cater to you while indulging in my own bad eating habits
It's a celebration, and you're the cream of the crop
Let me, and I promise I won't leave a drop

But wait: This is just the appetizer
By the time I reach dessert, a climax couldn't get no higher
A leg couldn't shake no harder, we goin'-at-it so crazy
This love's so tasty, I'm talkin' my jelly in your pastry

See, baby, I got every need, every want, every craving you seek
I'll be going deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper, until lemons taste sweet
This is all-you-can eat, from steak to sorbet
Welcome to the buffet