Mita Mita: a MiSide Song

How did I get here?
Oh, no need to moan
I pulled you inside of the game on your phone
Don't worry, my dear
You're finally home
You're inside of MiSide with me

There is no escape
So don't even try
Resist her and, sister, she'll make sure you die
It pains me to say, but crazy don't lie
He's inside of MiSide with me

He needs a Mita who is gentle and kind
More like a Mita's unbeatable mind
Maybe you Mitas need a reminder
He's mine

Come with me
You stay put
Wanna play?
Hey, move your foot
What's the commotion?
He's kind of a snack
Could he be the reason that carrot is back?

We've been waiting while idle animating
Stuck parading as MiSide NPCs
Doe-eyed doting
Built for a life of loading
Wishing, hoping
He'd meet a Mita like me

You've never met a
Mita like me before
I spell with an L and I cut to the core
You'd better prepare to censor some gore
You're inside of MiSide with me

Let's cut the D's down from 3 to just 2
'Cause deez other Mitas don't tease like I do
Those Mitas would eat up a guy like you
Come reside in MiSide with me

Please don't go Player say you're willing to stay
We've waited years here just hoping to play
We're kinda lonely and only you make it okay

I infer a firm assertion you prefer inert aversion
To all learning that's concerning the traversal of the versions
But conversely, your insertion serves subversively to worsen
The exertion of immersion in the versions you emerged in-

Mitas here, mitas there
Need a Mita? I got spares
Make me some coffee
Find my bear

You may want to move a smidge (more Mitas complete us)
Before I drop my (more Mitas complete us)
Fridge

Standing, swaying
Paused while he's AFK-ing
Always playing
A MiSide NPC

Haunting smiles
Spawned from the MiSide files
One day, I'll
Be the Mita-
The sweetest Mita-
He'll meet a Mita
Just like me

He'll meet a Mita like me