Sad Cat Lady

A Senhora dos Gatos Tristes

Sad Cat Lady

A senhora Mary Winston Jones não pôde ter filhosMrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
Quando a semente do marido nadou pra dentro, o Senhor lá de cima simplesmente os matou (ai!)When her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em (awww!)

Triste como foi, há um lado bomSad though it was, there's a silver lining
Eles compraram dois gatinhos na adoçãoThey bought two little kitties at the pound
Os tigradinhos começaram a se esfregar e isso levou a algoThe tabbies started humpin' and it led to quite a somethin'
Agora uma família feliz se formou aliNow a blissful family unit is found there

A casa tá uma bagunça com pelo e energia felinaThe house is all a-bustle with feline fur and muscle
E os corações dos Jones realmente aprenderam a cantarAnd the Jones's hearts have truly learned to sing
O único problema agora é que eles não sabem comoThe only problem now is their just not knowing how
Manter aqueles gatinhos em um lugar seguroTo keep those kitty titties in a sling

Escorregando em cocô no corredor do banheiroSlipping on some poop in the bathroom hallway
Limitados a dormir na varanda (sai fora!)Limited to sleeping on the porch (get out!)

Vizinhos jogando garrafas na cabeça deles nas sextasNeighbors throwing bottles at their heads on Fridays
Talvez eles deviam se livrar deles (é!)Maybe they should kill 'em (yeah!)

Eles deviam ter tido filhosThey shoulda had some children
Tentar uma fertilização in vitro ou vitaminasTry some IVF or vitamins
Ou yoga ou uma limpeza intestinal (o quê?)Or yoga or a colon cleanse (what?)

Os Jones simplesmente não estão fazendo amigosThe Jones's just aren't making friends
Esses gatinhos são o fim do mundoThose kitties are the bloody end
Se não tivessem dado nomes, seria ótimoIf they hadn't named 'em, it'd be swell
Descer com eles pelo esgotoTo flush 'em down the drinking well
A vida deles virou um verdadeiro infernoTheir life's become a living hell

Mas eles são tão fofos, todos elesBut they're so cute, all of 'em
Abner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, AngusAbner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, Angus
Anton, Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, AtlasAnton, Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, Atlas
Banjo, Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Castor, BenjiBanjo, Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Beaver, Benji
Benson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy, Boombox, Gravata, Coração ValenteBenson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy, Boombox, Bowtie, Braveheart
Bronson, Brubeck, Cabeça de Bunda, Butler, Repolho, Carlos, Casper, Cado, ChadwickBronson, Brubeck, Bumhead, Butler, Cabbage, Carlos, Casper, Cado, Chadwick
Chandler, Chauncey, Chester, Frango, Cometa, Cooper, Pão de Milho, Grilo, Crocante, Cacheado, CurtisChandler, Chauncey, Chester, Chicken, Comet, Cooper, Cornbread, Cricket, Crunchy, Curly, Curtis
Dallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, DreckleyDallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, Dreckley
Elwood, Gordão, Destemido, Fergus, Finley, Panqueca, Fonzi, Francis, Fresco, Mordida de Gelo, FuskisElwood, Fatty, Fearless, Fergus, Finley, Flapjack, Fonzi, Francis, Fresco, Frostbite, Fuskis
Gary, Gavin, Velhote, Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, GrimbleGary, Gavin, Geezer, Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, Grimble
Guido, Gumby, Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, HerbyGuido, Gumby, Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, Herby
Hobbes e Pular Corda, Ian, Igor, Ivan, Jasper, Geléia, Jesus!Hobbes and Hopscotch, Ian, Igor, Ivan, Jasper, Jelly, Jesus!
Jimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, MagnusJimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, Magnus
Mandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Macaco, Moisés, Bigode, Nobby, NômadeMandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Monkey, Moses, Mustache, Nobby, Nomad
Norman, Novak, Nugget, Fora da Lei, Pablo, Papai, Pedro, Pimentas, Pippin, Playboy, QuimbyNorman, Novak, Nugget, Outlaw, Pablo, Papa, Pedro, Peppers, Pippin, Playboy, Quimby
Raffles, Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sanchez, Tempestade de Areia, Scooby, Frigideira, SlapshotRaffles, Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sanchez, Sandstorm, Scooby, Skillet, Slapshot
Socko, Sooty, Sultão, Swayze, Tabu, Tarzan, Tio, Torradeira, Tofu, Sem Dente, VespaSocko, Sooty, Sultan, Swayze, Taboo, Tarzan, Tio, Toaster, Tofu, Toothless, Vespa
Victor, Webster, Whamo, Woody, Wrangler, YodaVictor, Webster, Whamo, Woody, Wrangler, Yoda
Ziggy!Ziggy!

A senhora Mary Winston Jones não pôde ter filhosMrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
Quando a semente do marido nadou pra dentro, o Senhor lá de cima simplesmente os matouWhen her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em