Let's all make babies and sauces from Sainsbury's
'Cause this is a happy song
Play on my pink flute but make it for Beirut
'Cause this is a happy song

You need a mood maker, then go meet my tailor
I know it's going to fit your sister, your brother
His mistress, your lover
Just getting on with it yeah, I'm feeling so debonair
I send you my love 'cause I care
This is a love song

We bring news from Jamaica
Goosestep through gangland and drive Chitty Bang Bang
'Cause this is a happy song
Bosnians and Kurds, Bagpuss and Big Bird
All singing a happy song

Fly in the sunshine, get there at your own time
New Delhi via Hong Kong
Your sister, your brother, his mistress, your lover
Just getting on with it yeah, I'm feeling so debonair
I send you my love 'cause I care
This is a love song

We bring news from Jamaica
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do yeah
I'm feeling so debonair
Everything's up in the air

Teast me before bedtime
We bring news from Jamaica
Yeah, I'm feeling so debonair
I send you my love 'cause I care
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica