Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know, oh, face it
I'll stick up for Auntie Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally, fragrant

Mia Farrow's patching marrows down
At the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens
On a little pudding so he rakes it

I'm the resurrection
I may steal your soul
I am very evil
I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie
Up a pole in Tallahassee, hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters
In a little place, how's he fake it

It's another appetiser, I can go
And buy a Tizer, laced fit
I don't know where I've been
But I know where I've been is near a lake

I'm an erection
I may steal your soul
I am very evil
I live for rock and roll

I'm an erection
I may steal your soul
I am very evil
I live for rock and roll