Chance To Buy An Island

Chance to buy an island- I'll sell it to you
It's not so bad
Check out the "FOR SALE" sign- It's for you
And hey, it's really nice
Can I offer you a find?
Can I oil your rusty mind?
If I tell you all I know
Can I pack it up and go?

And now you're ten years colder
At least you're alive
And that's not too bad
And you can't afford an island

Put it up for sale
And hey, don't think twice