It's another hotline evening
Sell me every secret you've got
Show me what I've been missing
Numb me with your rot
Jelly donuts and candy surprise
Market and package inside
Build a better remote control

Lay me down in your wasteland
All this time is such a waste

Parental discretion advised
Show me the way I should look
Censor the leisure prescribed
Reel me in with your hook
Open tea bags and toilet rolls
Fill the void with your massive holes
I wanna be like banacek

Turn it off for me
Can't do it by myself