The Noose Song

The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knotWhat's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happyIt's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every needAnd it suits your every need
Well I'm about to tell youWell I'm about to tell you
But first I have to noteBut first I have to note
That you never should never considerThat you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throatPutting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a nooseSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of ropeAll you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hopeAnd to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes downYou make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns aroundBut changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top againAnd climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun beginsThis is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral downYou take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottomAnd at the bottom
What has he found?What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's holeThe snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pullThen you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuseNever consider self abuse
This is how you tie a nooseThis is how you tie a noose

There's a 100 uses for the hangman's knotThere's a 100 uses for the hangman's knot
That have nothing to do withThat have nothing to do with
K Y SK Y S
Never do thatNever do that
You can make a stylish beltYou can make a stylish belt
To hold up your pantsTo hold up your pants
You can tie them to your wristsYou can tie them to your wrists
And do a hangman's danceAnd do a hangman's dance
Well, you could tie your shoesWell, you could tie your shoes
Or you could make bananas flyOr you could make bananas fly
You could stir up a pictureYou could stir up a picture
Hang a pictureHang a picture
Anything you try!Anything you try!

So, let's learn how to tie a nooseSo, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of ropeAll you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hopeAnd to never give up hope
Never consider self abuse!Never consider self abuse!
This is how you tie a noose!This is how you tie a noose!