When Krampus Come To Town (The Krampus Song)

Well, Christmas time is magical
At least that's what I'm told
To buy each other useless presents
Wherever they are sold
When spoiled snot-nosed brats can cry
When mom and dads forget to them
All the things they want under the Christmas tree
So visit home this winter season
Heaven knows you need a reason
To talk to your annoying family

So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though santa isn't real
Beware of stories never told
When Krampus to rip apart your soul

Lets not forget our pagan roots
Of Krampus and his cloven hooves
This hellish demon sneaks into your home
He'll eat your heart and drink your blood
No matter if you're bad or good
And rip your skull out
And place upon his throne
Oh Krampus!

But don't let these stories get you
Though your parents can't protect you
Krampus eats the flesh of adults too
So dream your dreams of sugar plumbs
What the fuck is a sugar plumb?
Christmas is a time for me and you

So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told
Oh when Krampus comes to rip apart your soul

Oh Krampus please don't eat my heart
Oh Krampus please don't eat my soul
Oh Krampus please don't eat my flesh
Oh Krampus please don't eat my parents

So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though Santa isn't real beware of stories never told
When Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Santa comes to bring you lots of joy