Reversing Crosses, Straightening Bananas (And Only With My Ass)

Here I am
Upon the shore
South from Norway
-very south I mean-
Satan gave me bat-wings
Got them for my soul
Towards the sun I rose

Used to chill in icewoods
Used to shake in thrills
Cold-steel-grey-skies
Fiords, green hills and ice

-Where the hell am I?-
-I miss so much my castle-
-I feel a Satanasshole-

There I was
Upon the clouds
Flying with brand new wings
-Very new I mean-
Satan's still an asshole
Laughs and keeps my soul
But wings they fly no more

Used to chill in icewoods
Used to have the creeps
Blonde girls blue eyes
Legs, big tits and thighs

-Where the hell am I?-
-I miss so much my castle-
-I'm just a Satanasshole-

So there I was
Falling from the skies
Upon a desert shore
-Fucking desert I mean-

Used to chill in icewoods
Used to love the sea
Now all I see here is just
Sand banana trees

-Where the hell am I?-
-I miss so much my castle-
-I am a Satanasshole-

Reversing crosses
Straightening bananas
Is all that I can call fun
Upon this fucking shore
But falling both my arms broke
So all I have's my ass
-Yes all I have's my ass!-

......

And here I stand
Tropically bronze tanned
Sunglasses suncreams
Orange juice with ice
Blows a light warm breeze
My castle's made of sand
I am a really brand new man