Someone Left The Drum Machine On

Hit the deck, here comes a drive-by
There's a woodpecker going to town on the shingles
Gary jammed his arm in the wood chipper again
The salesman at the door has a motorized knocker
Your furnace is about to explode
I think you left some pocket change in the dryer
That bronze chef sure is fast with his knives
Did I leave the porno on in high speed, again?
No, it must be a squirrel caught in the car axel
A bottle cap rolling around in the skull of Richard Nixon
Or maybe I just forgot to tell my drummer to stop