Caught you in the bathroom with your best friend, doin' blow
Listening to Peso Pluma like it's the only song you know
Fourteen hours ago, I said I'd never touch that shit
And I know you took my car keys, so I guess I'll take a hit

My favorite songs all sound like shit to me

Just like a kamikaze pilot, I thought: Screw it, and flew right in
I didn't think I would survive it, but that's how you begin
I've gotta keep this glider glidin', make sure this fire's stayin' stoked
Why do I always find you hiding underneath your cloak?

All my favorite songs all sound like shit to me
All my favorite songs sound like shit to me

And I do believe I am a very bad man
Nothing touched the trigger but the devil's right hand
But I'm doing the best, I'm doing the best, I'm doing the best I can
I'm not the man I thought I'd be, but I am the man I am
Help me, come on, help me, help me
But you can't 'cause there's nothing else you can tell me

Now all my favorite songs sound like shit to me

In the backrooms with my best friends, doin' blow
Listening to Perro Bravo getting ready for the show
Four more hours till doors open so hurry up and wait
But I still can't find those goddam keys, so I guess I'll be late

My favorite songs all sound like shit to me

Oh
All my favorite songs
Sound like shit to me