Time Pirate

You go on and on all day, you won’t let me go
Talkin’ about people and places that only you would know
Time pirate, you’ve robbed me of my day

I’d rather walk the plank than hear what else you have to say
My friends have all gone home, but you’re still goin’ strong
Seems like you missed the lesson, that taught that stealing is wrong

Time pirate, I’m walking to the door
I just can’t listen to you talk about yourself no more
I was just being polite, you don’t make any sense

My eyes are rollin’ back in my head now, so unaware and so intense
Time pirate, you’ve robbed me of my day
I’d rather walk the plank than hear what else you have to say

I don’t think that I can hear another thing about your band
It’s depressing and you’re testing any patience that I had
Time pirate, time pirate