You Can't Fire Me, I Quit

You're impossible
Always have been
When they ask you
What will you tell them?
Oh, it's the same thing
I'm a mess, you're amazing
Pick me up and we'll go dining
How much you got
Go on surprise me
Baby you should take me back
So that I can tell you that

Oh no, you're not breaking up with me
Oh no, I'm breaking up with you, actually

Your moves are heavy
Don't want to be around
We walk a minefield
Of your next breakdown
It's always the same thing
You're a mess but I'm amazing
What's the story
Make it a good one
Already lost it
There's no confusion
So beyond even being hurt
Always assumed
I would do it first

Oh no, you're not breaking up with me
Oh no, I'm breaking up with you, actually

Oh no, this isn't how it's gonna go