Love Song for Professor Lupin

*Sigh*
Professor Lupin
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Professor Lupin
La-la-la

I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin

I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve

Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense

First we had Quirrel
But he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind

Lockhart was next
I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them

I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin

I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve

Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense

I remember Moody
Who wasn't Moody at all
He was just, he was just Crouch
(Junior!)

Who'd forget Umbridge
That mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left

That year was Snape
He wanted that job so bad
Go back to, go back to Potions

I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin

I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve

Of the crush I have
On a former teacher

What can I say
I guess werewolves are kind of cute

Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense