I Hate Snooker

Snooker is boring
It really is shity
They show it on telly
All day and all night

Red ball, white ball
Who gives a fuck?
Their waiscoats are putrid
I think I'm gonna chuck

Dennis Taylor's a tosser
John Virgo's the same
They cancelled my program
It drives me insane

Snooker is boring
It really is shity
They show it on telly
All day and all night

It's not even a sport
But more of a game
Whoever invented it
Is totally lame

Snooker is boring
It really is shity
They show it on telly
All day and all night

There is no point to it
Let's face it; it's shit
So lets grab all their snooker sticks
And shove them up their marmite bits!