Jason's dream

What would you say if you woke up on the wrong side of Jason's dream?

I'd say "myself I'm 90% saleable water in my head from ear-to-ear

Little electric flashes speak and spark and all brain power relies on that duopoly"

I'd say "I guess I'm just one of the privileged few
I'm giving out gas here
Here's your share
Here's some for you
Hey, now you're privileged too"
I'd say "I'd like you to keep my world in mind cause my world has a grand design

Sell yourself two times to it right back at you
My world's going to make love to it"
I'd say "I woke up this morning and everything looked like it had gone green

It had to be screened and irradiated clean like Jason's dream it's as real as the real thing"
I'd say "I was a prisoner of the future planet Zanussi
I like my potato powdered
It's tasty tasty very very tasty"
I'd say "Look sucker here's my corporeal I.D."