Suicide

(yodelling)

I thought I'd try suicide, i thought it might be a laugh.
i stuck my head in an oven but the oven wasn't gas.

(yodelling)

so then I thought I'll take some pills, i bought the wrong ones,
all i got was diarrhoea and it ran and it ran and it ran.

suicide, suicide, that's the one for me,
I want to be a legend so suicides for me.

(yodelling)