The Whole Damn Thing

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
Not just the leg, and not just the wing
I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i was pretty drunk, i must have been half-blind
But when i found the chicken, i knew she was so mine
I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been
But i ate her anyway because i was drinking and i didn't care

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
Not just the leg, and not just the wing
I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, it turns out she's been there for a while
But it don't matter to me
She was heading for the garbage
And the big bad bird was for me

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
Not just the leg, and not just the wing
I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing

Well, i'm sitting in my kitchen
And i'm wondering where's my chicken
I don't know what to do, i feel so alone
'cause the only friend i have is a pile of chicken bones!

I got drunk and i ate a chicken
I ate the chicken i found in my kitchen
Not just the leg, and not just the wing
I'll like to let you know i ate the whole damn thing