The Bobby Song

His name is Bobby and he is a normal 15 year old,
Except his life changed when he found salvation in a gaming console.
He use to be a Little League star but it's all over now,
Trapped behind the TV playing games as much as his girlfriend would allow.

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Still wears his skater clothes, although he doesn't skate anymore.
Rocking the controller, he's like no other, Bobby really knows the score.
When he's 18 he dreams to be an Army paratrooper,
But for now he'll be fine mindlessly existing in game induced stupor.

Doesn't want to do his science homework.
Maybe someday be a game store sales clerk.

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I want to-
I want to-
I want to fuck Bobby.

I want to-
I want to-
I want to fuck Bobby.

I want to-
I want to-
I want to fuck Bobby.