You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You cry and howl to kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

I promise I love you and this isn't an attack
At the end of the night, I'm the one holding your hair back

Yeah, I know you've been hurt just like everyone else
Just like everyone else, get over it
'Cause I came here to dance, but you're changing my plans
Now I'm stuck in the corner sober

You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You cry and howl to kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots, every one that I buy
Guess that I'm down to help when you get in a fight
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night

Why you causing a scene? Oh, baby, no, it's not that deep
You keep requesting that song, you're putting everyone to sleep

Yeah, I know you've been hurt just like everyone else
Just like everyone else, get over it
'Cause I came here to dance, but you're changing my plans
Now I'm stuck in the corner sober

You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You need attention, let your tears come down
You cry and howl to kick us out
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night
Taking the shots, every one that I buy
Guess that I'm down to help when you get in a fight
You're drunk and horny in the crowd
You're still my best friend when you ruin my night