Land Of Misfit Toys

there's an s.o.s. from the land of the misfit toys- it seems the
king's turning his army into no. 2 pencils- the other toys are
really getting pissed- someone better stop him before there's
total anarchy- there was a time, a day not long ago- when
everyone was happy and the sun used to shine- but now those days
are gone they're ready to revolt- because he took their pieces
and he stole their batteries- the toy gun's pissed because he
can't find a job- off the market due to stupid fucking cops- we
all need a hero in the land of misfit toys-