Rolling
This is a true story, by the way

Bought a toaster just to make some toast
First I had to scan a QR code
Where's the jerk who built this hamster wheel?
I'm gonna tell him exactly how I feel

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

Bought an iron just to fix my clothes
Got a procedure just to fix my nose
Calvin Broadus warned us all about hoes
And all she ever wanted was to paint her toes

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops (straight through the hoop!)
Hoops (straight through the hoop!)
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

I don't wanna deal with the rigamarole
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight talkin' man
Your plan ain't workin', let me settle the score
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more
I don't wanna deal with the rigamarole (jumpin', jumpin')
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight talkin' man (jumpin', I was jumpin')
Your plan ain't workin', let me settle the score (jumpin', I was jumpin')
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more (I was jumpin')

Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops (straight through the hoops!)
Hoops (straight through the hoops!)
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops
Hoops