Sex, Drugs & Country Music

Met this girl at a honky tonk
I caught her starin' at my balls
We talked a lot, did a couple shots
I was fingerin' her before they said last call
Now we're at the Motel Six
Got a bunch of good coke in a line
And I'm fuckin' her from behind
And we're listenin' to Patsy Cline

Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do

Three AM and she passed out
I stayed up, starin' at her tits
Sun came up, hungover as fuck
Musta woke her up with my fuckin' loud-ass piss
She rolled over with her mornin' brеath
And said she'd like somethin' to еat
So I gave her a piece of this meat
Played a little Waylon, smoked a buncha weed

Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do

I'm sick of all these pussy-ass rockstar tryhards
Tryin' to be like me
They call it sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll
But the sayin' oughta be (woo)

Sex and country music
Man, that shit sure puts me in the mood
Sex, drugs, and country music
Man, the only three things I ever wanna do
Yeah, the only three things I ever wanna do (woo)

That's fuckin' country, man